
and my sis and i have officially created a blog. just that it isnt really done up yet. guess what's the name of it. it's the best and most complicated name that you will ever hear. it's
JOYANDCLAIRE.BLOGSPOT.COM
hahahaha, that sure was complicated right. yea, and the blogskin is pretty screwed up too luh. nvm, shall just stick to it.
school's starting in one day!

finished packing my books into my schoolbag. i only packed the thin books, which means i left out the amath, bio and chem book at home. hahah, my school bag is black! i think that i am into black and white again. NO MORE PINK D: BLACK AND WHITE(:
and recently, i think that i am becoming a shoppaholic. dont know if that's a good or bad thing. spending money isnt good at all. especially when it's my OWN money. i think this whole shopping thing started when i was in beijing. cos i bought quite a lot lot lot stuffs from there, and when i came back, i went on quite a few shopping sprees with my mom and sis. so yea, i am so not ready to go back to school now. i really hope that i am some working woman who earns big bucks and can go shopping, buying whatever i want. i hate studying and books like san guo yan yi.
ok, stop reminding me of school. and i think i forgot how to tie my hair already:O ok, gonna practise it now;D

will post more pics later when i get them.
anw, the usual game for the 4 of us would be catching and stuff. we started since we were like age 5,6? so i had to look super unglam by removing all my accessories and boots and everything. and we played on an open grass patch in front of starbucks. yeah, like wow, nice place leh. eeeew, NOT. but it was still fun. oh, and i think that i am beginning to like picture-posting. it's much easier and better. so i might open a blog for my sis and i and it'll be all pics. well, cant blame me right. i'm bored! and dont remind me of all the homework now. maybe remind me on 1st jan or something. ok, gonna start on ss project now. bye;D
tried using handphone's photo DJ. and tada, this was how it turned out. WEIRD. and we were standing on a platform, that's why we appeared taller luh.
the two mummys. ooooh, scary.
oh, and we stayed in a hot spring hotel. and hot spring during winter's nighttime isnt all that enjoyable. you come out in a bathrobe and when you take it off to go into the spring, you just feel like building an igloo. and for me, the hot spring water was too hot, and i lagged in the cold air for quite a long time. uh, i so hate that.there are no pics for this part;D MONDAY: SKIING! my first experience. my sis got the shuai-est coach over there. mine was a little gay. but at least he didnt laugh when i fell. ONCE ONLY(: and it was on a high slope ok. and there was this tour group member of mine and she couldnt control her speed and she bumped into the fence. and the worst thing was that the fence is quite stretchable. so she just bumped all the was in. aiya, hard to describe here luh. but it was damn funny. JOY: no, you eat it. CLAIRE: hah, you're a pig. JOY: daddy, if you're gonna be dead and you can only choose one of these. 1. kiss mummy one last time. 2. eat 1kg of peanuts. DADDY: peanuts. *jokes* TUESDAY: SUMMER PALACE. again, one of those boring historical places of china. anw, we played catching in there to keep ourselves warm. we refers to me, claire, celine(17), sara(15), matthew(18). yea, i rmbered the 1st time i saw them i thought that they were those matured people. so was super surprised that they played too luh. even the tour guide and my parents joined in. hah, WE NEED WARMTH! we went haagadaz(sp?) cos we were cold. i hate cold weathers. neither do i like hot weathers. i like normal weathers. yes, normal. hmm, maybe i should have cut short that whole phrase. started to bcome closer to the 3 kids and went over to their room to play cards. but the next night was even more interesting. WEDNESDAY: at night, we played blind mice in the hotel room. it was damn fun. but the best part was truth or dare. celine had to knock on someone else's room and go ROOM SERVICE with the china slang. so it turned out to be ROOMA SABICE. then afterthat, it's like we would all run back to the room and laugh uncontrobally. but the best was matthew's. he had to do the banana dance. and no offence, but it was seriously gay. the way he did the turn banana. hahahahaha;D THURSDAY: shopping all day long today. wanted a pair of boots. but apparently, my leg couldnt fit in the biggest size for women in china. and after a long long time, i found a pair! so it was s$150. which means that i will treasure it for life. my sis got one too. hers white, and mine's black. last dinner. CHOI! last dinner in beijing luh. and when we were taking a lift to go up to the restaurant, sara went wah, high class restaurant. and her dad was like, wah, high up leh. funny right.and there was this person who would help you tie a red string round your wrist to wish you good luck. there. and lastly, can anyone tell me of you have actually finished your homework? i think that i am really dying here. i am still left with almost 3 books to read! and a pile of unfinished homework. argh, someone please helpD:

and this time, we were trying to do push-ups on the bed.
JOY: you look like a jellyfish.
CLAIRE: you look like a wave.
JOY: without the wave, you will die. so i am better.
CLAIRE: no, i can make jelly.
JOY: *dies*
ok, maybe my sister really is imaginative.
in the car with whole family, on the way to xmas carolling.
DAD: claire, so later you sing solo ok?
CLAIRE: i dont wanna solo.
DAD: how can you not wanna swallow? yo have to swallow!
ok, again, maybe this weird genes runs in my famiy luh.

ok, another random incident. a few days back, while doing xmas shopping with my mom and sis. i think i really dressed up like those bitch you saw on tv. well, idk if that's a good thing or what. but i was feeling really relaxed and was still in holiday mood. so in china, you see everyone wearing boots. so yea, i wore my boots out to PARKWAY PARADE. and i think i regretted it once i stepped out of the car. everyone was looking! so my sis was wearing them too. but we still got used to them in the end luh. BOOTS ROCKS! ;D
another random thing. TMR'S XMAS AND WE HAVENT FINISHED BUYING ALL THE GIFTS!
uh, i am starting to hate myself for being so random. hey, my new blog name could be something like,"hey-iamrandom.blogspot.com". ok, anw, i was saying that i could be wearing contacts. these few days, i hate to have the feeling of something on my nose. well, not really my nose. but a singapore's bridge. hahahaha! get it? london bridge;singapore bridge; my nose's bridge. hahaha, ok. maybe it's not that funny.
lastly, i would like to ask if anyone have started or finished their holiday hw. i started today. and my mom was saying that i am super last-minute and late. and i replied, most of my friends will be even later ok. STOP REMINDING ME OF HOMEWORK NOW. HOMEWORK DOESNT MATTER, IT'S THE IDIOTIC BOOKS!

i'm bored. or more likely, helpless. attempted to start on trigo homework. but sadly, i couldnt even manage qn one. yes, that's how pathetic i am now.

SATURDAY: super early flight(1.15am). watched the "ten promises to my dog" on board the plane. cried like some crazy shit ok. even my mom who was 2 seats away could hear me. but seriously, it was damn touching. i encourage you all to watch it.. dont tell you the ending(: but,WHY MUST THE DOG DIE!? ooops.
1st place that we went to was the "Temple of Heaven". i think i was really almost dying cos my hands and legs were freaking numb. i thought that my limbs were turning purple and it could break off any time luh. it was just super scary. imagine, dying in china? uh, that's so eeew. and the worst thing was that the so called garden was enormous. i bet it could fit 10 times of china. and my mom said that i love to exaggerate. well, you judge for yourself(: ok, this is the only pic you're gonna see of me. cos the rest of the pics, i was covering my mouth, or more likely my whole face with the scarf. yea.
trishaw ride! too cold to talk!
making the dumplings. mine was horrible. seriously.
SUNDAY: woke up at 7am. and compared to my usual near noon awaking time, it was horrible for me. and china's weather made my morning hair look absolutely gross. there's static everywhere ok.
yes, i forgot all about that place. cos all historical places in china looks the same to me. come on, it's all woody and red;D there, here's that woody place. look, you see the red door and 2 people bullying me and half of an extra person.
silk factory. bored. bored. bored. see, i am trying so hard to keep the post short now. pulling the silk. note my mom's expression. idk why too.
my mom's pretty good at it. if you dont think so, look at the next pic.
yeah, and my sis wasnt helping at all. she didnt wanna get her hands dirty. so i had to save that masterpiece of ours.
the next part of it was clay painting. we painted the mascots of beijing olympics 2008. aiya, sad that i cant post my creation. it's damn nice ok. cos i signed my name on its stomach. and while trying to paint its fringe, i just had to dip in so much paint and the whole paint fripped down and it looked as though it was crying. yea, A BLACK TEAR some more. at the skiing place. or was it just the outside?
my sis looked cute in it ok. i was trying to find a pic of me skiing down the ultra high slope to make me look pro. but sad to say, there're only pics of me while i was still trying to learn how to brake. yea, so nah, not showing my pics. heh.
GREAT WALL OF CHINA. i made it to the top! and here's how i got to the top. CABLE CAR+ WALK A LITTLE= TOP OF GREAT WALL OF CHINA! but hey, i was the only from my family that managed to. i even got myself a medal! sad again, cos i cant upload the pics. my medal's damn chio one ok. and btw, great wall of china isnt great AT ALL. it's more like a pile of rocks._. there, to show you how rocky the place is.
JADE FACTORY. bought a jade bracelet. but it's not those type of old-fashioned ones. it's COLOURFUL!
JOY: only pigs eat nuts.
DAD: so you want it?
DUCK was the main dish for lunch. i hate eating animals. and fyi, the only animals i eat are chicken, fish and pork. so i was totally disgusted when they cut the duck right behing me luh. EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW. there's a picture of that too. but i told you already, THE PICS CANT BE UPLOADED! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! then we went shopping. i bought a magic set. and i think my new interest is MAGIC! i plan to join a magic school or something;D
theme park was today too. but it wasnt that fun cos of the weather. and while i was walking, i was looking at some rides at the same time, and guess what, i knocked into a rock. pics again. cant be UPLOADED! someone help!
so during yesterday's morning rehearsal, guess what. it was freaking horrible.
1) we had to wear this santa hat and while dancing, the furry ball at the tip of the hat dropped right in front of my right eye. yes, i even thought that the hat was gonna drop.
2) my bra was dropping! i dont know why luh. maybe it was too loose or maybe my thing shrank. eeew, stop making think about how horrifying that was.
so there were 2 performances; afternoon one, and a night one. shall just talk about the night one cos that was far more interesting.
so my dance was the finale item. and we were supposed to be super high. i think i managed to do it:D then the last part of the dance where we have to skip round a circle with our hands high in the air, i didnt really exactly know when the song will end. so i just kept skipping and skipping and shit. i was in the front of the circle. like great...it was awful. cos the song ended and everyone jumped and i lagged like some idiot before i actually jumped with a oooh!
then the very last part, we had to jump off the stage. i was really scared ok. the stage was damn high luh. wonder which weirdo requested for us to jump down it.
ok, the MAIN THING FOR THE WHOLE CONCERT. GONNA WRITE THIS IN CAPS.
MY HIPHOP TEACHER PROPOSED!!!! <3
AND THIS WAS HOW HE SAID IT. " THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. MAKING THIS SUCH A SUCESSFUL NIGHT. BUT WITHOUT THIS PERSON, I COULDNT HAVE DONE THIS." AND WE ALL WENT OOOOOHH. " SHE IS NONE OTHER THAN MY DANCE PARTNER WHO IS MY REAL LIFE GIRLFRIEND. " GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS BESIDE HIM BLUSHES.."TO SUPPORT ME IN MY PASSION, SHE HAS ACTUALLY LEARNED HIPHOP FROM ME AS MY STUDENT. TONIGHT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK HER ONE QN THAT WOULD LAST A LIFETIME" WE ALL GO OOOOOH AGAIN. THEN HE KNEELED DOWN AND TOOK OUT A RING. AND HE WENT WOULD YOU MARRY ME? HIS GIRLFRIEND CRIED AND NODDED. AWWW, SO SWEET RIGHT.
PICTURES!

anw, here was part of our somewhat conversation last night.
ME: ouch, something went into my eye. (really really pain)
CLAIRE: huh? what is it?
ME: um, a stone?
CLAIRE: laughs*
ME: you're laughing when a stone is in my eye?
CLAIRE: need me to tell mummy?
ME: ok.
in the living room:
CLAIRE: mummy, there's a stone in joy's eye.
MUM: ask her what type of stone it is. maybe we can sell it.
in the room:
JOY: dripping eyedrop*
CLAIRE: mummy ask you to check what stone it is. maybe it's a sapphire or ruby stone.
JOY: laughs, and drips eyedrop somewhere near her nostrils* IT'S A BIG STONE OK.
yea, that was it;D

hmmm. actually, i cant believe that i will be sec 3 next year. it's like i was just sec one last year ok. and i was still thinking 'how would it be like to be in upper sec'. seriously, WHY DOES TIME PASS SO FAST!?
ok, shall start being OPTIMISTIC;D i will be going to beijing this friday! and the worst thing is that the flight is at 1.15AM. i really hate it cos the lights will be dimmed and i will still be trying to watch my movies, or when i'm bored, play POKEMON. and when i try to on my spot light, i realise that i am really in the limelight. yes, cos apparently, it's usually me, and only me, who switches on the light in the whole plane. well, maybe half a plane.
and my dad is flying through BUSINESS class. while we're flying through economic class. well, that's bcos there's no more seats in the economy class. anw, i have already discussed with my sis that we will just pretend to walk walk around and OOOPs, we accidentally end up in the business class! and we actually happen to see our dad. and we will be talking to him the whole trip, probably sitting in one of those business class seats. ;D yea, GOOD IDEA!


I woke up around a half past 9.
ok, i give up. i was actually trying to copy the tune of "best day of my life" by Jesse Mccartney. but it was just too difficult luh. ok, dumb;D
anw, just a brief post about yesterday. ok, shall give you all clues first.
1) It was the 1st time people treated me as though i was a freak, or worse, a weirdo. wait, a freak is worse. nvm, they're around the same anw.
2) It was the 1st time I got rejected by so many many people
3) It was the 1st time people that i felt that invisible
any idea? no? fine then, i shall reveal the truth....hahah, dont you think that there's a mysterious feeling? AHAHAHAHAH;D you dont? I DO! ok, side-tracked. anw, I WENT TO DISTRIBUTE FLYERS! maybe there's no need for an exclaimation mark, cos it isnt any great thing or whatsoever..
so i woke up at 9.30, as stated in the 1st line of MY song. then i ended up waiting for crystal(senior) at the mrt, cos apparently, she had a sudden stomachache and had to SHIT. yea, SHIT. then we went to collect the flyers from spongebob's friend, PATRICK. he's damn nice. idk why too actually. just the 1st impression lor.
then aft collecting the flyers, we went to orchard road to distribute. and you dont know how many people didnt wanna take it luh. initially, i thought that the caucasians would be the warm people who would take it. but MOST OF THEM DIDNT. argh, i realised that the nicest people ever are actually the lao ah peis and little children. some middle-aged people, like AHEM and AHEM. didnt even bother to take it. ;D
we were sweating like some crazy shit already. so we walked and gave out the flyers while trying to look for a new place. TADA! we found it. there was this subway where people would come out from the mrt or something. and there were many flyer distributors too. and best of all, there were AIRCONS! not just the aircon, but the real aircon machine! so yeah luh, i was standing there. but hey, i was doing my utmost best ok.
we manged to finish the first 1000 pieces or something within 2hours. hah, so proud leh:O
so we went back to collect more to do. this time, we stood at the entrance of the escalator leading from the mrt. and my lucky star came; A RANDOM WOMAN! yea, random, but lucky. cos she said she needed us to distribute such stuffs too. and guess what, it's TEN PER HOUR. like hello? was i dreaming or what? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
then my unlucky star came; A RANDOM WOMAN! a different woman this time. she said we couldnt give out flyers there. so we had to just move out and walk in the blazing hot sun. and if crystal and i were real potato chips, i bet we would make a good barbercued flavour.
after the whole thing, we walked to SMU to see the first random woman. then after that, we headed home.
ok, here's a funny thing. the train was so packed that crystal went up first. then i was like oh shit, you sure you want me to go in there? cos it was like super near to the door and the door could slam me when it closed. anw, i decided to go in. but guess what, MY SHOES DROPPED OUT! and it nearly fell into the hole to the track. and i lagged. cos i was shocked. anw, i didnt really dare to touch my shoe to pick it up cos i was afraid with a single touch, it would really drop in. so i lagged for an even longer time. wth luh. anw, i picked it up in the end and entered the mrt..ok, people were laughing. SO WHAT? so i was dying. SO WHAT? so i needed a place to hide. SO WHAT? there wasnt any good hiding place? SO WHAT? in conclusion, back to point one, i was still dying..
ok, tmr's japanese exam, WISH ME LUCK:D
